to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."
when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"
Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"
A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.
Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.
"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"