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mockolate 

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.

Mocolate Milk 

A term used because chocolate milk is just that damn good, usually used in pressure situations.
" Dude, don't fuckin touch my mocolate milk or I will slit your throat!"
Mocolate Milk by Rick May 5, 2004

choclate-mocolate

Chocolate with potatoes and beans. Tastes good licked off pussy
Mmm...., that chocolate-mocolate tasted good of jill last night

Mockolate 

This is fake or imitation chocolate that contains little to no cocoa beans. There are two main reasons this product exists.

1) It is simply cheaper to make imitation chocolate. Cocoa beans are very expensive.

2)Cocoa beans rely heavily on child labor in order to be harvested. Mocockolate uses little to no Cocoa products, so by using it you're reducing the world's dependence on child labor. According to the U.S. Department of Laborore than 2/3 of America's Cocoa powder comes from Africa where more than 2 million children were engaged in dangerous labor in cocoa-growing regions.
I prefer to eat mockolate instead of chocolate because I don't like supporting child labor.
Mockolate by Destiny Karst January 23, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026