A minority status which comes without the traditional hassles of being a in minority, causing some individuals to have an unearned sense of persecution and self-righteousness.
“The relative privilege of ‘hidable minority’ means that, instead of developing empathy through struggle, they develop the entitlement of white people plus the bitter nihilism of a post-oppression minority. They come to define themselves politically no longer by progress, but by moral purity.” ~Eli Bosnick, Skepticrat Episode 184
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).