Lakitu 

Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.

Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."

Lakitu by dugald January 1, 2005

Lakitu 

A nerd who probably works at tech support and wears glasses/tech wiz with 10 computers

“Raymond, get your face off that computer you Lakitu”

Lakitu by FMD8 July 18, 2020

Lakitu 

That Turtle On A Cloud Mother Fucker Who Is Always Killing In Fucking Super Mario Bros Fucking Lakitu You Cunt

Lakitu (/ləˈki tu / or /ˈlækɪtu /), known in Japan as Jugem (ジュゲム Jugemu, dʑɯ.ɡe.mɯ), is a fictional flying character in the Mario franchise. Created by Shigeru Miyamoto, it first appeared in the Nintendo Entertainment System video game Super Mario Bros., where it dropped enemies called Spinies on the stage. It has a striped green shell, wears aviator goggles, and rides around in a smiling cloud. He has since appeared in several main Mario titles since, as well as Mario spin-off titles, notably the Mario Kart series where he acts as the referee and a playable character in Mario Kart 7 and Mario Kart 8. He has appeared in non-Mario titles, including the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Lakitu by Cousin Weegee September 25, 2018

Lucky Lakitu 

A Nintendo Youtuber who is very lucky

Oh dang I saw Lucky Lakitu walking down the street today, he was ballin

Lucky Lakitu by doinyamom694232 September 27, 2020

Lakita

You're a brick house! Now go shake what yo mama gave ya!

Lakita-A real head turner. And knows how to work that thang too!

Lakita by Goodie Mobb February 6, 2010

lakita

Lakita is a (saasy)girl hot and sexy killer eyes.True person she is the girl who has many problems in her life but still knows how to (smile) she is girl how is (amazing personality) knows how to capture (attention) she is the girl how has million dollar smile people are lucky to have her in their life. Faith in (Karma)

I'm lucky I have sister like (lakita)
She is amazing sister.

lakita by Riddhi rathore September 2, 2018

Laxitute

A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.

Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute

Laxitute by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010