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Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.
That hamtard just fell over the barstool.
Hamtard by Milocharlie August 29, 2020
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A hamtard is a very annoying individual, i.e. a dumbass. Despite the similarity to both ham and retard, a hamtard is not necessarily fat or developmentally disabled.
God, that last customer was such a hamtard, they ordered five half-decaf soy lattes and didn't tip.
hamtard by vikkanda September 10, 2006