Todgjer 

Todgjer means someone choosen for the greatness

He is the todgjer of the family's greatness

Todgjer by Todgjer means someone choosen July 9, 2020

todger 

Penis British

Nice todger

todger by Heretic May 20, 2002

todger 

1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick

1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger

todger by holyroman April 18, 2005

todger dodger 

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

You missy are a todger dodger

todger dodger by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Todger 

Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms

1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.

Todger by TejTejTej August 18, 2006

todger 

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!

todger by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Todgersnaffler 

A pubescent teen girl who tends to grab at male genetalia and squeeze, much in the same way that teenage boys often begin to squeeze teen girls bums as they wrestle with their hormones.

Watch out guys here comes the todgersnaffler.

Todgersnaffler by Thunderballs13 February 23, 2010