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Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"
Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"
Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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Anglo-Saxy 

being both of Anglo-Saxon (i.e., viking, Scandinavian) descent and totally working it.
Sally: I'm part Scandinavian.
Louise: You're Anglo-Saxon, then.
Sally: Nope, I'm ANGLO-SAXY!
Anglo-Saxy by Lady Beast October 31, 2009

Anglo-Saxon 

In modern usage it refers to anyone of English descent. In historical terms it describes the Germanic invaders from Saxony, and lower Denmark who invaded England shortly after the retreat of Rome from Britannia. Anglo-Saxon people tend to be members of the Anglican Church (Church of England) but this is not always true. Though England is part of the United Kingdom, the other "home nations" of the U.K. are inhabited by the descendats of Celts, not by Anglo-Saxons. This is why only English people are referred to as Anglo-Saxon.
Only people of English descent are Anglo-Saxon.
Anglo-Saxon by DarcyL. September 5, 2008

Anglo-Saxon political traditions 

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.
Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

Anglo-Scot 

A person who displays a strong attachment to both Scotland and England.

Usually it means someone born and/or brought up in Scotland with English ancestry/origins, or vice versa.

Given the longstanding rivalry between Scotland and England (and antipathy between Scots and the English), being an Anglo-Scot can create problems, especially at sporting occasions, but there are many millions of Anglo-Scots in the UK (including many who feel the need to hide the fact) and no Anglo-Scot is less a Scottish patriot or English patriot for it.
Indeed, in Scotland an Anglo-Scot is as likely to be a Scottish nationalist as they are to be a British unionist.

Only a narrow-minded racist could try and convince you otherwise.
"She's not a Englishwoman, and she's not a Scotswoman. She's an Anglo-Scot."
"Sounds tricky."
"It can be."
Anglo-Scot by StuartGirl December 16, 2008

anglo-saxon 

The Germanic-speaking descendants of three tribes, the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes, who came from Denmark, northwestern Germany, and Holland, who settled in what are now England and southern Scotland in the fifth century, displacing the native Celts. Though they had close cultural ties with Scandinavia, they were on the recieving end of the Viking Raids from 793 to 1066, when the Anglo-Saxon government (now mostly under the control of Vikings) was annihilated by the Normans, a powerful group of French-speaking Vikings.
Beowulf is a notable example of Anglo-Saxon verse.
anglo-saxon by El_Haggis September 11, 2006

anglo-sexon 

anglo-sexon is a term for the category of British movie-actors,(well, not only actors) who simply ooze smexiness and all you can do is watch a bunch of movies with them and cry out in a fangirl manner: 'awww, this guy is PURE F*CKING SMEEX!I LUV HIM!'
A:Have you seen the latest movie with Paul Bettany?
B:Yeah! It was awesome! I have a sudden urge to go to GB and have his babies!
A:Aww, I adore anglo-sexons! One day I'll come to GB and meet my own one and he'll marry me!
anglo-sexon by sleepysleepypanda January 28, 2010