Covid cock 

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic

Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!

Covid cock by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

Covid Cock 

Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.

I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!

Covid Cock by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

COVID Cockblock 

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

COVID Cockblock by JosieRock May 21, 2020