assular 

The enigmatic describing one's (usualy female) lower buttock region.

Whoa dude! Check out the assular area! She's got enough ass to cover Rhode Island...

assular by Neo2129 June 9, 2003

Assula 

Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.

My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.

I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.

Assula by -hef- November 10, 2009

Assulator 

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

Assulator by mr knight October 4, 2008

assclart 

a gay person who loves it up the bum

your such a assclart

assclart by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

assflare by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

assulated 

Past tense of "assult" (an alternate spelling of "assault"). There is no such word as "assulate."

You can assult a person. That person was assulated. But you can't assulate them.

assulated by Mr Ken Shabby February 3, 2024