The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.
Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*
Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.
"I think we've all sneezed and farted at the same time and farted and cum at the same time, but sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time, or snarfacumming, is truly special."
Sharjana is a very beautiful person. She has an elegant sophisticated way of speaking that makes you want to listen to her all day. She is very fierce and can command control very easily. So is also amazingly pretty and can take amazing selfies. She can easily find friends and not a single one of them have anything bad to say about her. She is very outgoing and can stand up for people when she feels they are being underrepresented. Everyone needs a Sharjana in their lives because someone like her can lift mountains of pressure off your shoulders.
“Sharjana is amazing. Just being around her can make you feel so empowered!”