cactus 

A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me

cactus by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

cactus 

dead, not functioning

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"

cactus by aenema August 16, 2003

Cactus 

A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.

Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.

Cactus by The Real Plant June 14, 2018

Cactus 

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

Cactus by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020

cactus 

the most fucking amazing plant ever

I'm a cactus

cactus by teresa t-bag April 10, 2009

cactus 

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

cactus by robcraine December 28, 2005

Cactus 

A child-friendly way of swearing.

person: That is such bull-cactus!

Cactus by iEatSpam June 27, 2018