A pedophile who, by virtue of being a leftist, is exempted from being held accountable for his or her actions. This is largely due to lack of moral values on the political left.
Race: "When yer famous, the woild is yer erster."
Newsies: "Your what?"
Race: "YER ERSTER. Hey yk yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside!"
Newsies: "OYSTER"