a crust 

Someone who is crusty af

Carol is such a crust

a crust by Boatsnhoes... January 14, 2020

crap on a crust 

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

crap on a crust by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004

A Pie Crust 

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

A Pie Crust by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

A Cluster Fuck 

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

A Cluster Fuck by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

A Cluster Fuck 

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

A Cluster Fuck by PaulF October 4, 2006

Crack a crustie 

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

Crack a crustie by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

A Cluster Fuck 

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.

Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.

A Cluster Fuck by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006