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pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar
Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.
pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Peniaphobia 

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

jeraphobia 

Person 1: I just forgot what I was going to do like 2 minutes ago!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!
jeraphobia by rhzorwashere September 10, 2019

prophobia 

being abnormally afraid of changing your profile picture, whether that be on facebook, twitter, tumblr, aim, etc.
Grace has a serious case of prophobia because she hyperventilates every time someone comments "default" on one of her pictures.
prophobia by suppgehh February 19, 2011

priaphobia 

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.
Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.
priaphobia by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017