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1.)The art of telling someone to eat your butthole royally, with a spork!
2.) Another way to tell someone to fuck off politely!
3.) An aggressive way to catch fish when they are not biting, with a good yeet of a yank! Must yell yeet yeet while in the process!
2.) Another way to tell someone to fuck off politely!
3.) An aggressive way to catch fish when they are not biting, with a good yeet of a yank! Must yell yeet yeet while in the process!
ETZE IT! by CarolBaskinsABeatch! April 17, 2020
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etzesty by xxsalamanderxx July 7, 2016
etzion'ed
when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his participation in the production of child pornography but is caught en route with their pants down.
to cum onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.
an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot.
Named for an Israeli, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV style movies involving minors.
to cum onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.
an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot.
Named for an Israeli, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV style movies involving minors.
A:David tried to make an Intlmove but totally got etzion'ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance with the ten year old bird next to him.
B: Man, what a fuck up.
Prosecution: The angle of the dangle of David's penis was so great that he jizzed upon himself. Is that correct?
Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.
B: Man, what a fuck up.
Prosecution: The angle of the dangle of David's penis was so great that he jizzed upon himself. Is that correct?
Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.
etzion'ed by l337haroldramis February 3, 2012
etzell
The best girl ever!!! Outgoing and funny, her joke always lands. Probably in theater, because with a personality as bright as etzells, you have to be on stage!! So incredibly talented. Like SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED!!! But probably doesn’t believe it. She can act, sing, dance, draw, she can do anything she sets her mind to. She probably has small feet. Loved by everyone, especially her friends and family. Charismatic and friendly. She’s definitely a people person. She’s soo intellectual too!! You cannot go wrong with Etzell !!