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The most gorgeous, sexy and beautiful lady on the planet. Is smart, sweet, kind, loyal, independent and just has it all. Is the girl at the beach with the the sexiest body, making all the guys turn their heads. But don't try to hit on her because she is very loyal to her boyfriend and will turn you down instantly. An angel, a queen, a goddess. The best person to have in your life and the most perfect girlfriend that will always make you happy and leave all the guys wishing they had a girl like her.
Guy at the beach: "Wow just look at that perfect body and that sexy innocent face."

Other guy: "That is most definitely a Satory."
Satory by Your Counselor September 16, 2015
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Fish Story 

Fish Story – Noun – Name often given to a exaggerating fisherman (redundant) who always amplifies and embellishes about their fishing adventures and catches.
Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.
Fish Story by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.
We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

Storyteller 

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
Storyteller by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019

True story

A seemingly false tale which upon closer examination is not false, it's true, therefore a , True story.
Sassy Addie Davis Invented Evergreen City, the pretend casino with make-believe money , True story
True story by daywalkz June 5, 2015

Gojo Satoru 

the finest, most delicious looking, attention craving man we’ve ever set our eyes on. nd we all should be very grateful that we’ve gotten this present that MAPPA gave us.
WOAH theres that one guy you were talking about a couple days ago… Gojo Satoru was it?

me: *runs*
Gojo Satoru by bigpapiichuloo March 31, 2021