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joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009

Six Joker's Cards 

The Six Joker's Cards are as follows: Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Wraith. ICP named their six albums after each of the Joker's Cards and on each album is (at least) one song that explains what exactly the card means.

ICP claims to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival, who showed them six revelations in the form of the Joker's Cards. ICP then made it their mission to spread the word, and tell everyone to change their evil ways before it's too late, thus naming their six albums after each Joker's Card and putting a specific revelation into each. The first Joker's Card, Carnival of Carnage, was released in 1991; their final revelation, the Wraith, was released in 2004.
I understand the Six Joker's Cards now, and I have to change my ways before the Dark Carnival claims my soul.
Six Joker's Cards by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006

not keeping up with the Jone's 

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.
Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Joker's smile 

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.
I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.
Joker's smile by tim's taint December 21, 2004

The joker’s lucky ace 

When someone wins on the river in Texas Hold them when in a losing position
“That bastard he won with the joker’s lucky ace”