Jack Hughes

A hockey player that turns men gay with his sick flow. Was the first overall pick to the Devils in the 2019 NHL draft. He is compared a lot with Kaako Kappo who was drafted right after him.

Also seems to be the only damn hockey player that girls and puck sluts across America seem to know.

*First Date*
Guy: I saw your Tinder profile said that you were a hockey gal. What's your favorite team?
Girl: OMG!! I LOVE HOCKEY!! I don't really have a favorite team though... BUT MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS JACK HUGHES!

Jack Hughes by Rip to my nigga jah August 25, 2019

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Jack Hughes

An extremely hot hockey player who can get it

Jack hughes is sexy PERIOD!!

Jack Hughes by emss March 28, 2020

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Jack Hughes

The master of the popcorn. He can control time and the matter of the universe with sheer will and style. It is believed that he is as old as time itself with his first recorded appearance being his arrival to Ireland on the first Viking long boats.

“I hear he’s as fit as Jack Hughes but that’s impossible”

Jack Hughes by ConradTheGreat03 May 13, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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