Actual conversation from an iirc channel:
thepatriot1> Why is it so hard to find a virgin these days? I swear women these daysare nothing more than a bunch of sluts with vaginas so loose they could park a car up there.
thepatriot1> women are so fucking irrational too, what happened to the days when women actually knew their place and would shut their stupid mouths when a man tells them to
zozoid> lol seriously? Did you learn about women from a fairy tale written by Glenn Beck? If you think that you clearly haven't met any actual women. Get off the computer and go outside, pornlord.

Pornlord by Alice the Red September 3, 2014

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Pornlexia

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

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Portly

Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)

'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.'

Portly by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017

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portly

A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.

Does this jacket make me look portly?

portly by John Bontke December 5, 2003

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