Fizard 

On June 6, 1978, Jaley McMechristensen, a professional fortune cookie paper writer discovered a fizard while looking for inspiration for something to write. A fizard could be considered a rare species. Currently there are only two known fizards in the world and they’re pretty cool I guess.

Fizards dude. CrAzYyY.

Fizard by fizardlover123 June 7, 2020

figard 

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

figard by Ian April 1, 2005

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fizar 

A man of godly proportions who is always there for a vro in need. He is one of the greatest people alive.

Look at how great that fizar is.

fizar by CODFTW May 20, 2019

Fitard 

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

Finard

To finger a woman in a fenced in back yard while at a barbecue

The smell of hot dogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill made me want to take Nancy behind the bushes and finard her so hard.

Finard by Kyliikirstena April 3, 2020

fozard 

A way to describe someone who has acted foolishly causing embarrassment to anyone who is around them.

Pronounced: foes-ard

Clive was being such a fozard.
"Come on mate, stop being such a fozard"

fozard by Oscar Morelli October 11, 2013