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When a person is unattractive/ugly and you cant decide whither to tell them they look like a potato Or tortoise
"Bro why do Jessica be lookin like a tortato today"
Tortato by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020
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A slang word used to describe a really shit DJ.
Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
tornato by breadthief December 31, 2015
A hybrid of a tomato and potato. Fries will not need ketchup, since tomato= ketchup & potato= fry.
Let's go buy some totato chips!
Totato by LostTeddyBear August 21, 2011
Literally the best person ever and their opinion should be laws such as, Everyone should stand the Brauns
Hey do you know Torttoise, the TikToker?
Yes I love them, they hurt me with the banana fish video
Torttoise by T_minz March 1, 2021

Tortatious 

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"
Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!
Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012
anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.
Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!
Tornato by breadthief January 11, 2016