mezzer 

The word used to describe an over-weight lesbian with a twitch in her left eye.

'Did you see that mezzer b4, she was holding hands with old miss Rawnsley from Church Lane'

mezzer by Dan Teh Pwnerer October 12, 2005

Mozzer 

The high king of indie.

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"

Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Meezer

A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer

"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"

Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Meezer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!

Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

mizzeri

the ship name for an overly positive asian girl and a crazy and horny mixed boy.

they are known to be secretly dating and they are the token couple at their school.

person 1: have you seen mizzeri?
person 2: yea, they are so cute
person 1: they are so bad at keeping it a secret

mizzeri by gabrie December 7, 2021

Metzer 

A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.

Dang thats the METZER family!

Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011

Muzzer

Australian (English) Slang, often used to describe a herb or coffee grinder (as well as a Weed specific grinder) used for processing the dry Cannabis flower for the purpose of consumption. Frequently used to describe an electric grinder.

Wow, that $10 Kmart coffee grinder sure does have a lot of OTHER uses. ;)
As a muzzer?

Sure. I can work with that.

Muzzer by Prof. XXX (u know they GET it) March 22, 2022