Mezzerd 

Mezzerd is when a person or group of people get off there face on alcohol or drugs to a state of unable to complete a simple task

Rrr mate did ya see jack franno last night he was 'mezzerd

Mezzerd by Uncle mez October 5, 2018

mezzer 

The word used to describe an over-weight lesbian with a twitch in her left eye.

'Did you see that mezzer b4, she was holding hands with old miss Rawnsley from Church Lane'

mezzer by Dan Teh Pwnerer October 12, 2005

mezzed 

mesmerized

Example can't be blank but im mezzed and am stuck -_-

mezzed by mladjacool August 11, 2010

mezzers 

A word used when someone is totally shit-faced.

A: You is well mezzers mate!

or

A: Feeling so fucking mezzers!

mezzers by JakeyPeeDubs May 24, 2011