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Facecrastination

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

facebush 

To ambush a desired facebook friend with a friend request, taking would-be friend by surprise due to lack of real-world friendship. Synonymous with "ambook."
"Dude, that chick is so hot. I facebushed her so I could see all her pics and beat off to the good ones."

"Weird, that quiet kid in my French class facebushed me. He's totally creepy, but I guess I'll accept."
facebush by Chrilex February 27, 2007

Facegush 

To inform others via a staus update that ones mood is good/great/awesome, usually to the disgust of the reader.
Hey Ross, did you see Carlys status today? It was all like;

"Carly says today is going to be a great day, life is great, Hoorah..."

Dude, what a Facegush...
Facegush by Benaman July 12, 2009

Facebushing 

It's when someone loses it on Facebook and starts mocking the innane entries by their so-called "Facebook Friends".

Also, similar to "Suicide by Cop", it is when a Facebook participant doesn't want to simple commit Facebook Suicide themselves, but wants to piss off enough of their friends that they all de-friend them.
Kouts is going crazy, He's facebushing all his current friends and Christos X. just de-friended him!

Did you see Kouts diss Christos X. by facebushing his existence and his posts?

Facebush 

The beard you've grown, while wasting time on social networking. Not specifically on one network called, you know how... But is the most popular.
Look at that facebush on your face! Have you been stalking online again?
Facebush by ampotant October 7, 2010

Facepush 

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"
Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"
Facepush by Facepushing October 9, 2007