dumpfort 

Level of comfortability while taking a dump

After straining on the toilet for 20 minutes Jennifer's dumpfort level ranked at a 3 out of 10.

Billy's dumpfort level was an 8 out of 10 today, minimal strain and great fecal shape.

"I was not very dumpfortable with going number two in that gas station bathroom."

dumpfort by ThaExpertThalamus April 19, 2018

dumportunity 

An opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (Dumportunist, noun)

Before arriving to the party, Bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. As the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. Bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.

dumportunity by La-Weeze La-Fer. July 6, 2011

dumbfortable 

Dumb and therefore comfortable philosophically.

Another way of saying "ignorance is bliss"

"what do you believe in?"

"Nothing really, I'm rather dumbfortable"

dumbfortable by 666spook June 30, 2023

dumpfart 

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

dumpfart by John Smith February 22, 2005