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Douchebarge 

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
Douchebarge by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
Related Words

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.
"Stop your doochebagery!"
Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

douchebar 

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.
If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
douchebar by andersonvillain February 25, 2010

Doochebag 

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag
Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag
Doochebag by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Doochiecat 

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.
You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.
Doochiecat by CinnyMac November 27, 2023
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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