Skip to main content

vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
Related Words
Any sandwich (or burger), typically healthy in nature, which, when consumed, makes you less of a man. ie. sprouting a vagina.
Kyle: Only one patty? If you keep eating those vagurgers, you'll sprout a vagina in no time!
Vagurger by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007
The pacific-northwesterners interpretation of southern slang for the word vagina To be used when pretending to have a southern accent.
Guy A "Oh man, look at that babe!"
Guy B "Yee-haw! I'd sure like to get that vagurna!"
vagurna by washingtonbabe June 19, 2010

vaguepost 

someone who is attention seeking but also wants to act as if they're not
girl in instagram: i don't like to vaguepost because if brings attention. but i want everyone to know about my depression
vaguepost by kaychal May 12, 2018

vagurinal 

A new kind of urinal to accommodate those with lady parts while in the restroom. To be installed in bothe men's and women's bathrooms to accommodate those who are gender fluid.
Sally used the new vagurinal while in the men's room of her local target store.
vagurinal by Trans comical June 8, 2016
The sound of eating yogurt - which can be confused with vagina noises.
What are you eating? Sounds like vagurt. Your vagurt noises are turning me on.
Vagurt by Vagurt July 11, 2015