Fustle 

Noun; a tall thin asian kid.

-ish; Adjective; being like Fustle.

Let's hug Fustle!

Fustle smells fustlish...

Fustle by Funny Bunny November 24, 2004

Fustle 

To fondle/fool around with feline of any type.

Amber fustled with her grandma's cat.

Fustle by Ilinca Olariu June 28, 2011

Rustle Fustle 

To have a long winded story that lasts longer than it should have.

"We've been here listening to him for 10 minutes, looks like he's on a rustle fustle."

Rustle Fustle by Cape Gamer January 7, 2012

fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.

This place is a total fustercluck.

fustercluck by monsieur dude October 2, 2008

fustering 

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

funtle 

To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.

Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.

funtle by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011

fuster cluck 

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

fuster cluck by Scary Mike June 10, 2004