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Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013
Related Words
1.getting wrecked by Edward beck
2. Talking about 1 thing for more than 10 mins straight

3. Talking about your Asian family and good for an unhealthy amount of time
3. Not teaching a class full of students and testing them on the unlearned material
I’ve just been becked and now I won’t be able to pass my ap world test

Omg my teacher just becked us by talking nonstop about his Asian wife and what he had for dinner last night. It was sooo funny!
Becked by Imsofuckingdead74894 October 10, 2018

kate beckett 

everything that is good in the world. actual angel. real disney princess. cupcake angel face. better than u.
say shit about kate beckett around me and risk death
kate beckett by kate beckett October 4, 2013

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.
I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!
The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

berkeley high 

1. Berkeley high (BHS) is a place for stoners and preps alike. Located in Berkeley, California, there is no wrong way to be at this school. Filled with the youth of today's America, some wanting to learn, some wanting to burn. And there's lots of that too, after all, it is berkeley.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.
1. Bro #1: "What college are you gonna go to man?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"
berkeley high by BHS bro #1 June 10, 2010
The act of slapping someone on the back or on any other part of the body, with your hand in a cupped manner, and creating an air pocket in your hand, so it creates a loud noise.
-You give good baukerz.

-Stop baukering me so hard.
Baukerz by RielBandLucas April 4, 2010