spatulate 

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

spatulate by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

spatulate 

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

spatulate by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatulate 

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

spatulate by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Spatulate 

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

Spatulate by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

Spatulate 

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

Spatulate by Panzermensch May 13, 2005

Spatulate 

-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill

Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!

Spatulate by Robert V June 1, 2005

Spatulate 

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

Spatulate by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017