Dicktext 

Sending the coded version of your dickpic by text

Karen: Whats this text that Mike sent me. Its full of numbers.

Simon: Thats a dicktext

Dicktext by Landlos December 3, 2019

Dicktective 

wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.

Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.

Dicktective by Dettol February 14, 2012

dicktective 

A person (mostly female) scouring a party looking for the most likely guy to bang with the least resistance possible. These are often slutty small-town females who are only moderately attractive, but are used to being the life of the party because every other chick where they come from is ugly and fat. They often are infested with a wide array of STD's and other ailments, emotionally and otherwise...

Brian: Hey Dave what happened with you and Shawna last night? Did you hit?
Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick...

dicktective by Misterperfect February 19, 2010

Dicktective 

The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself.

Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap.

Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now.

Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child.

Dicktective by Jewishboi1996 August 19, 2014

dicktetraplegia 

paralysis of the wang caused by a consistent failure to use it in accordance with the vagina. also known by many as a faggot.

"When do you reckon Benny will get a chick?"
"Never he has dicktetraplegia"

dicktetraplegia by SGT_PEREGRINE88 March 29, 2010

error dicktection 

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

error dicktection by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

Dictexting 

Dictating a text message. Particularly on the new iPhone Six with the voice recognition software,

Because the voice recognition feature on IOS 8 is so good, dictexting is easier than entering the letters from the keypad.

Dictexting by rebelyid October 11, 2014