The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German
man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin
Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.
The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired
girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly
guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the
guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the
man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An
aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the
man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.
Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more
popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous
man if provoked.
"The
Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the
Techno Viking". This is the most
popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.