vicing 

when you take hella vicodin and go hiking and camping in the woods. you numb you senses and become one with nature. you walk forever without soreness. then you set up a tent and pass the fuck out.

Yo, I went vicing with Pebble and Annie the other day and we lost Elroy. He showed up the next morning with a beard, wizard staff, and a tamed wolf!

vicing by zimplr October 26, 2014

vicing 

a sexual act whereby a sick-minded man requests a woman (or man) to squeeze his testicles as hard as possible for sexual gratification.

the stripper being interviewed on the radio station today stated that a man requesting "vicing" on one testicle was her most memorable experience because she squeezed as hard as possible and the man did not change expression one bit.

vicing by 1baja2many July 22, 2012

Miami Vicing 

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

Miami Vicing by mike charter May 22, 2024

Vixing 

The act of a women having sex with a man other than her husband or boyfriend with his consent and encouragement, without any bi-play or humiliating of her man.

My husband wants me to try vixing because he thinks I'm sexy and will enjoy wild orgasms on the large cocks of strangers.

Vixing by SecretPlayWife June 15, 2018

Techno Viking 

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

Techno Viking by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

red vining 

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

vikingur 

an oriental douche.
He is very loud and annoying.
He thinks he is a player but he really isnt and girls havent found out about his tiny dick yet.

He thinks he is all that but he is just a typical asian, he can't see and he builds robots.

Noa: look at that guy. He just walked into a pole while watching his robot go. Wow he is now shouting about it to his friends.
Max: What a vikingur!

vikingur by Cuban Misslie December 19, 2012