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Core That Apple 

Enjoy penially a woman's bountious bottom
"I'd like to core that apple."

How about that apple 

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?

“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”

That's So Apple Pie! 

A somewhat-subtle way to criticize American culture.
Did you know that many Americans are ignorant to the location of their own country on a map? That's so apple pie!

That really salts my apple 

When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.
That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”

That 1% of apple users 

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.
John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

ima apply that pressure

Next time I see u ima apply that pressure