Gignap 

The act of holding a person's time hostage by being late to a meeting and preventing the person from moving on to other work.

Jeff was late again and gignapped 20 minutes of my time that I could have used on another project.

Gignap by JY44 September 20, 2019

Gigaparsec 

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.

Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."

Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012

Gigapenis 

Gigapenis n. pl. gigapenii. A penis over 11.81 inches long.

Your mom enjoyed a gigapenis last night.

Gigapenis by Micropeni$ June 5, 2015

gigapause 

The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.

Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."

gigapause by dracowings99 January 15, 2016

gigapuppy 

puppy who is full of energy, (a full gigabyte of it),

My Jack Russell Terrier is a Gigapuppy, he never sleeps!
My Gigapuppy kept me up all night last night chewing on everything!

gigapuppy by sweetmiserymidnight January 24, 2007

Gigapwned 

To be pwned in the magnitude times 1000.

Guy 1: Wtf? That guy killed you in like 10 seconds flat! Guy 2: How the.. I didn't even know that was possible.. Guy: 1 He went beyond pwning you. You just got gigapwned..

Gigapwned by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010

GigaPorn 

One gigabyte of porn

-Dude, here's your 500 GigaPorn harddrive back!
-Thanks, dude! It'll be a TeraPorn drive soon!

GigaPorn by FredL2 December 3, 2009