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A Moolsey is unlike any other. She is Beautiful, talented, smart, funny and amazing. She also goes by the name Anastasia. She is perfect in every way, she's the best in the world but she doesnt think so. She'll always be on your mind and knows how to brighten the worst days with her amazing eyes, which in turn makes you smile all day every day. She'll always make you the happiest you've ever been. She belongs in an exhibit because it's crazy not to be staring at her. An amazing girl, with a beautiful face, and personality. If your day is going bad, just go hang out with a Moolsey. You could feel her good vibe's a mile away. She could make you laugh with the most pointless jokes, and make you smile when your extremely sad.
Wow, she is Moolsey.
Where is my friend Moolsey?
Moolsey by Nirvana6:66 September 13, 2019
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Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"
Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004
"Sly comes out he breaks his big fucken nigga's face and busts it fucken wide open fucken mooley laying out on the floor, fucked up."- Eddie murphy
mooley by hoyitsjoe April 12, 2004
A master of Pokemon, bouldering and the recurve bow. There is no other whom can compete with their awesome prowess.

They are not mad, bad, plaid, Chad or sad.

They are the best in the world.
That Russ is a Mootsey.
Italian for a black person. Short for mulignan.
Vinny: Hey paisan, you see that big fucking mooley standing over there?
Joey: Yeah.
Vinny: Check it out. He's about 6'5", I'm 5'2". I ain't no big guy, aight. But I'm Italian, so watch dis.
Walks over
"Yeah so I'll take a box of juji-fruits, a box of bon bons...eaah trow in anudda box of juji fruits ....and the nigga over hea's gonna pay for it "

Mooley: "excuse me little man?"

Vinny: "You heard what I said mooley, PAY FOR MY FUCKEN CANDY!"

Mooley: "Oh i see, you must've just seen ROCKY"
mooley by lexicon December 18, 2004
A very silly boy; a very amusing male
"Anton, you're such a moosley sometimes."
moosley by Landary August 30, 2007

Surprise Moosey 

The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
Surprise Moosey by Mongrlz August 15, 2012