Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
Tooba is a middle eastern muslim name. It is a common Turkish, Arab, Paki, and Afghan name. Tooba means a tree from heaven in the Quran. It also means a blessing. Tooba's are known for being very beautiful, good hearted and hot. This girl is has the biggest heart and that's what makes her gorgeous. She always sees the good in people. Whoever that meets her will be the luckiest person and happiest person. She is so down to earth. Shy at first but very real once you are her friend.
Tom: I want to marry a good girl with values, religion and looks.
Jacob: Marry a Tooba.
Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.
When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."
synonymous with tumor, but may specifically denote a malignant brain lesion causing headaches when used only in retort by a muscular Austrian man to a room of inquisitive adolescents
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I have a headache."
"It might be a tumor?"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, AT ALL!!!"