Tim Pool 

Pretending to be liberal so your critiques of the left carry more cache

See also: Dave Rubin

I don't have the intellectual heft to make a strong argument so I guess I'll Tim Pool it as I go.

Tim Pool by Jjchattanooga June 28, 2021

Tim Pool 

An American YouTuber, journalist, and political commentator most well known for his coverage of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011 and his appearance on the Joe Rogan experience. He is also known the beanie he wears at all times and legends say that under his beanie is either an infinite amount of beanies.

Dude 1: Tim pool is a fine journalist and he's rather fair in his judgement and commentary.

Dude 2: Cool, but what's under his beanie?

Dude 1: (Stabs Dude 2) No one must ever know or question it.

Tim Pool by Roberto Steve July 31, 2019

tim pool 

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

tim pool by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

Tim Pool DOJ 

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

Tim Pool DOJ by Hym Iam September 5, 2024