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cumbrain 

Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.
Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain
cumbrain by ebinvirgin August 1, 2019

cumbrain 

someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.
person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”

person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”

person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
cumbrain by zaitra January 6, 2021

Cumbrain 

An adjective used for someone who is constantly horny. To be used as insult to male who thinks about sexually activity 24/7.
"Yeah I kept asking her for nudes but she didn't send any."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."
Cumbrain by schoeymmii July 17, 2019

Cumbrain 

The average redditor, obsessed with hentai, porn and jacking off.
Ewwwww, Brian is such a cumbrain
Cumbrain by Doctor ball-tickler February 8, 2022

Cumbrain 

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops
Cumbrain by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021

cumbrain 

A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies
Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me

Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse

Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer
cumbrain by Editamio March 14, 2022