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Nutty Clegg 

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.
My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.
Nutty Clegg by CleggMaster September 23, 2017
Related Words

nutty cletus 

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.
nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nuttypoo 

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.
nuttypoo by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.
I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.
Nutty Puddy by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutzen YerMouf 

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"
I am nutzen yermouf.
Nutzen YerMouf by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Jeeperz Nutz 

Jack Avery (aka problematic princess) uses the term "Jeeperz nutz" whenever he gets scared, especially from video games.
You: walks out the bathroom
Me: comes around the corner to scare you
You: "JEEPERZ NUTZ!"
Jeeperz Nutz by soybeanmilk August 27, 2017