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jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

Dong Jigglin 

When at the urinal and you jiggle the excess urine off thy dong
If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.
Dong Jigglin by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019

Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.
Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!
Jiggling Keys by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015

Janglin' 

When you add grape soda to your favorite brand of 40 oz strong beer that costs under 5 bucks.

Drink the 40 oz beer down to the top of the label. Then top off the whole thing with grape soda.

Suggested use of a Big Bear and Purple Crush.
Here is some grape soda, Bryce, drink that 40 down to the label and let's start janglin'.
Janglin' by ElectricBananaMan March 18, 2019

Spur Jiggling

Girl 1: Were you out spur jiggling again?
Girl 2: Yeah I had sex with 5 guys last night.
Spur Jiggling by Chum73 July 10, 2010

Jungling 

The act of absolutely fucking up something to the point where fixing it is just ridiculous. This can apply to phones, electronics, social situations, or any kind of project.
Man, I was talking to this girl and it was going great until Jake started jungling it all up by being creepy.
Jungling by Billyatthedisco December 22, 2015