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Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Related Words
TATFS tats Tatsu tatsy Tatts tafseer tatesexual Tatfish tatsumi Tatsuo
Slang for a female's breasts. Normally used as part of a demand - never a request.
Link checked the tatstak. What a nice tatstak!
tatstak by johnmguy November 21, 2011
TATSNBN is The Abomination That Shall Not Be Named A Term used to refer to the 4th edition of the Dungeons & Dragons game (produced) by Wizards of the Coast, used primarily by those who prefer the earlier (TSR-produced) versions. It is a tongue in cheek play on the abbreviation TETSNBN.
If I didn't want to discuss TETSNBN, what makes you think I would want to discuss TATSNBN.

Tats Mcormack 

A busty woman, rocking two fat jugs; rarely fully concealed. Most likely to be a milf to some degree.
"Jesus Christ Joseph, have you seen the rack on Alison?!"

"Aye mate - a full on Tats Mcormack."
Tats Mcormack by wackypound December 15, 2011
I love your tats~they're awesome!
tats by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Tatesimp 

Somebody who worships Andrew Tate even though he thinks they're a Brokie Loser
So you tellin me you pay him money each month, spend all day reposting his content, so that more people give him money? You Tatesimp!
Tatesimp by Tatty Bojangles December 29, 2022