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Kev Metcalfe 

Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.
Kev Metcalfe by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004

kev murison 

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
kev murison by feegina December 11, 2010

mental kev

That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.
Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town
mental kev by PinkJaxx June 3, 2018

Big Man Kev 

A man of true size and strength (big lad).
Waheyyy, it's Big Man Kev punching down doors with his mighty strength (really his beer belly is doing the work).

Have you seen Big Man Kev recently? Apparently he's been punching down doors whilst furiously screaming!
Big Man Kev by iBumDogs69 March 21, 2022

A Milky Kev

When you can’t afford milk, so you flog it from the work place!
Flatmate: Kev, we’ve run out of milk
Kev: Don’t worry, I’ll flog some from work!
Flatemate: Pulling “A Milky Kev” I see!
A Milky Kev by Gurriffic May 19, 2021

Kev Grant (The Chicken Man) 

Also known as Kevin Grant. Mostly known for his role as Al McWhiggin. AKA "The Chicken Man" from the hit movie Toy story 2.
"Holy crap, Is that Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)? He starred in Toy Story 2!"