the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by
Newton'
s Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac
Newton:
First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external
force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.
Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per
unit time).
Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.
*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.
In the
2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who, despite their best efforts, continued to
fumble. (
First Law)