had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the
toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the
toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a
healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the
toilet paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to
punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the
toilet paper."