Wilsonism 

The phenomenon of putting on a famous performer at a show, resulting in no people turning up without explanation. Named after famed Australian comedian, Julia Wilson, after her trip to South Africa.

Dude, this ladies-only comedy is a total Wilsonism.

Wilsonism by Acappella Productions July 9, 2007

Wilsonism 

The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.

Wilson: I practice Wilsonism!
Bob: Oh so you're a degenerate.

Wilsonism by aignfiugasg August 23, 2023

wilsonesque 

adj.

1. of or pertaining to Wilson!!!!!!
2. to write with great verve and exultation on a public message board, often with excessive punctuation and emoticons. ALL CAPS LETTERS A MUST.

Man, that sentence was very Wilsonesque!!!!!!!1111

wilsonesque by TheSkeptic November 4, 2004

Wilsoning 

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

Wilsoning by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

Wilsonic 

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.

Wilsonic by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009

Wilsons grammar school 

Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.

Wilsons grammar school:

Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?

Functioning human 2: shit

Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?

Functioning human 2: Wilsons!

Wilsons grammar school by ShalomJackie October 30, 2018

wilsoning 

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"

wilsoning by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015