pipe ride 

when someone is the persons bitch & are all about them. it's almost like there the persons third nut or 2nd vagina. (pipe is another meaning for dick) & since your on the persons dick a.k.a pipe (on a persons dick also means being the persons bitch/obsessed with them) you mind as well ride it! since riding pipe doesnt sound right its switched around to pipe rider. (pipe rider sounds much better then dick rider) its catchy to say right?

- originated in springfield pennsylvania

girl: omg kelly always likes all of ryan's status's & alway's texts him & stalks his life & gets jealous of other girls he talks to.

girl 2: wow she pipe rides the shit outta him.

pipe ride by suckmybird123 February 28, 2011

ruff pipe rider 

To ride a ruff pipe: The act of sodomy.
Ruff pipe rider: One who commits the act of sodomy.

1: Knowing now that miss piggy is a "ruff pipe rider" makes me realise the extent of her greed!
2: "You know what tony?", "whats that George?", "i've now fully realise that you only live once, therefore im off to ride more ruff pipes".

ruff pipe rider by Robin the great January 14, 2006

Pipe Rider 

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.

That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.

Pipe Rider by Xharvester December 22, 2018