2. Scurnage is when someone pratices the art of scurn valve and they haven't quite made it to scurneth level yet. Or are just starting out in scurn valve and have been scurned by their following scurnhards.
dude that guy isn't worth practicing scurnage...ditch him
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).