Steakbaby 

n. A baby with a steak attached to it with aims to lure a lion. (Popularized from the ESRB game description for the DS game, Scribblenauts)

What? That lion won't come? Use a steakbaby.

Steakbaby by iamasteakbabyforlife July 11, 2009

seanbaby 

Comedic writer, video game reviewer, columnist for Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine, Super Friends enthusiast. Robotic killing machine (unconfirmed)

Known for his open nerdiness and pop culture appreciation but even more for his hilarious mastery of descriptive, analogy-driven comedy.

Seanbaby is the closest thing to an Internet Comedic Writer God.

Seanbaby recounting his ex-girlfriend's reaction to playing Aquaman:

"She played it for a few minutes, I assume to help understand why I hate my life, and ended up saving an Atlantean prisoner. With a flourish, he said "Thank you, Aquaman!" and swam off. She replied, "You're welcome, fellow underwater fag!" Then a beat. And then, "This sucks."

seanbaby by FlowersInMidgar September 28, 2006

seanbaby 

Possibly the funniest and most awesomely kickass human being ever. Writes seanbaby.com, which never updates. Still, there are lots of old articles.

seanbaby rocks my face.

seanbaby by Foggy September 19, 2003

Seanbaby 

The funniest man alive. Has much to say on news, video games, and crappy old movies.

Seanbaby really kicked ass with that article about that crappy Straight Up video.

Seanbaby by EnigmaticCoffeeCup April 19, 2004

Steak Baby 

A large production of a single piece of feces.

I'm have to go lay out a steak baby

Steak Baby by Delta Charlie October 3, 2006

swearbaby 

An adult behaving like a whiny kid, except by swearing.

Whenever he gets upset, it's a constant barrage of cuss words! What a swearbaby!

swearbaby by DwightPhan May 20, 2021

Seanbaby 

An 80's/video game fan who writes for EGM about games that suck badly, and a site for everything else.

We can all agree: Seanbaby kicks ass.

Seanbaby by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004