When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get
really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips,
furniture polish, a
replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.
Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw
the Amazon box in
the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that
bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.